Verne Troyer
Verne Troyer
December 26, 2009 | 12:58pm

National Return Your Gifts Day

by admin

Ah, another wonderful holiday day. And today is the day we all return the gifts we got from people we love, but just don’t get our taste that well. Maybe you got a hideous tie from your mother (who maybe read a previous post here and decided that was just what her son wanted) or maybe you got a a watch from your significant other. Except that you don’t wear watches. What’s a guy/gal to do? We’ll do what the rest of America does; go to the mall on Dec 26 and see if we can get something else.

I think we should petition to have Dec 26 made into another Federal holiday; that way no one would have to wait to return those things!

One Response to “National Return Your Gifts Day”

  1. hmm said on December 28th, 2009 at 12:42 pm:

    December 26 was a Saturday, Verne

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